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A Day At Work

(Coworker B is currently trying to get our boss to fire her by never clocking in, or logging any hours that she works. Don't ask.)
Coworker B: "Okay, I'm gonna head out. Remember, I wasn't here."
Me: "So don't clock you in behind your back again."
Coworker B: "Right."
Coworker A: "Because you weren't ever actually here."
Coworker B: "Right!"
Me: "Because today's your day off."
Coworker B: "Exactly!"

(Leaves)

*beat*

Me: "Clock her in for two hours, or three?"
Coworker A: "Two, I think."
Me: "Cool. Coworker C, can you-"
Coworker C: "I was going to say four."
Me: "Let's go with three."

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rosethornli
May. 19th, 2012 04:26 am (UTC)
I will sit here and be heartily amused by your coworker's endeavors. Seriously, that place is secretly a sitcom; they just need more footage before the crew pops out and congratulates you all on a season well done.
arin_rowan
Jun. 12th, 2012 02:50 am (UTC)
It would not surprise me. It really, really would not.
rosethornli
Jun. 14th, 2012 10:35 pm (UTC)
Keep those anecdotes coming! Never can hear too much from you. Life is best when it's interesting, you know?
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